Angelic Athlete Enthusiast Mugs

'...You threw the wild pass out of bounds, so you should go to Hell and get it back.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Halo Frisbee.

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Reason for Storms

Mexican angels.

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"Bip."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"I opted for the upgrades."

Next World Tours

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

"The defendant is a danger to society and poses a flight risk."

The Mirror of Love- Probably intended as Frontispiece to a Book by Andre Rafalovitch