Angelic Fitness Enthusiast Gifts

"Sorry, no rest for the angelic either."

Halo Frisbee.

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Exercises

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

And on the Seventh Day...

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Basketball Halo

Death of the pope.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

Heaven - Under New Management.

Marriage Heaven

'I see my wife made it in.'

'So, where's the mall?'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

Angel changing a star lightbulb

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Jehovah's Fitness

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"