Angelic Aspirant Prints

"Great, just my luck."

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Played Wordle Fair and Square

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

And on the Seventh Day...