Angelic Aspirations Prints

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Plus, it keeps it warm.

'Sorry, the 'Guns Everywhere' law is not in effect up here!'

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"If it isn't E mc2!"

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Hi, my name is Daniel.' 'And I am Thor,' thinks his penis.

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'The Christ Child'

'You're dead. But don't worry ? it sounds a lot worse than it is.'

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

Angel Romance

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

Death of the pope.

'For the first year, you'll be required to bring me MY slippers.'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Ad Meeting With God.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Angel versus kite...

'I see my wife made it in.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'