Angelic Aspirations Gifts

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Sorry, the 'Guns Everywhere' law is not in effect up here!'

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Hi, my name is Daniel.' 'And I am Thor,' thinks his penis.

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'You're dead. But don't worry ? it sounds a lot worse than it is.'

'The Christ Child'

Death of the pope.

Angel Romance

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

'For the first year, you'll be required to bring me MY slippers.'

Ad Meeting With God.

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Angel versus kite...

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'I always wore white clothing, so I would be visible to traffic, but then I was knocked down by a snow plough.'

"Great, just my luck."

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."