Angelic Enthusiasm Gifts

My getting here was a very close call.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Local News in Heaven

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Keyboard in Heaven

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Cat Heaven.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."