Angelic Enthusiasm Gifts

My getting here was a very close call.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Local News in Heaven

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Keyboard in Heaven

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."