Angelic Imagination Gifts

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

Angel versus kite...

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Halo Frisbee.

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Supply was out of harps.

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"I'm Kirk Douglas."

Smashed harp...

'The Christ Child'

'How can this be heaven when there's no trees?'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

Angel Romance

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

Ad Meeting With God.

Plus, it keeps it warm.

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

Welcome to Heaven - For a Limited Period Only

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Angels See Noah's Ark.

'Sorry, the 'Guns Everywhere' law is not in effect up here!'

"You need a vacation? To where?"

"I'm curious, was it just me... or did we all have dyslexia?"

Heavenly Reward For Women Whose Husbands Didn't Listen...

'I'm happy for eternity, but I still miss happy hour.'

"Maybe a beach or a museum, you think there would at least be a coffee shop."

"I always figured you out as a survivor, Harry."

Angel watching Soul Train

Heavenly Suggestion Box