Angelic Imagination Pillows

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

Angel versus kite...

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Halo Frisbee.

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Supply was out of harps.

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Smashed harp...

'The Christ Child'

'How can this be heaven when there's no trees?'

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Angel Romance

Ad Meeting With God.

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

Welcome to Heaven - For a Limited Period Only

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"I always figured you out as a survivor, Harry."

"Maybe a beach or a museum, you think there would at least be a coffee shop."

Angels See Noah's Ark.

'Woah! I think I got on the wrong bus.'

"I'm curious, was it just me... or did we all have dyslexia?"

'I'm happy for eternity, but I still miss happy hour.'

'Sorry, the 'Guns Everywhere' law is not in effect up here!'

Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'

Heavenly Suggestion Box

"Hi! We're your neighbours from hell."

Angel watching Soul Train