Angelic Imaginer Pillows

Storm cloud

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Angel playing music

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'How can this be heaven when there's no trees?'

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

Death of the pope.

Angel Romance

Ad Meeting With God.

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I see my wife made it in.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

Angel versus kite...

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

Buried Treasure.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'