Angelic Ambition Pillows

"It's like everything. You can take it with you if you have the best lawyers."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Hi, my name is Daniel.' 'And I am Thor,' thinks his penis.

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'You're dead. But don't worry ? it sounds a lot worse than it is.'

Death of the pope.

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Angel Romance

Ad Meeting With God.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

Angel versus kite...

Plus, it keeps it warm.

'I see my wife made it in.'

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"You again? I must be flying in circles."

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'