Angelic Ambition Pillows

"It's like everything. You can take it with you if you have the best lawyers."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Hi, my name is Daniel.' 'And I am Thor,' thinks his penis.

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'You're dead. But don't worry ? it sounds a lot worse than it is.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Angel Romance

Death of the pope.

Ad Meeting With God.

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Angel versus kite...

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"You again? I must be flying in circles."

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'