Angelic Aspirants Gifts

'Still polishing it? You're just too good to be true. What do you do with the brownie points up here?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Cat Heaven.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"