Aspiring Angel Gifts

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

What else is there to wish for?

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

Children's Imagination

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"That'll be the day!"

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'I need to practice painting the human figure, MOM! Models cost money!"

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."