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'Still polishing it? You're just too good to be true. What do you do with the brownie points up here?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings