Circus Gifts

'Your serves are great. Ground strokes, superb. It's your foot faults that are killing you.'

'That would be a whole lot funnier if it weren't hooked up to your colostomy bag.'

"It's like a business. Concentrate on the bottom lion."

"Wait – did you wash your hands?"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Your father and I wish you would choose a career that's a little more practical and a little less disturbing."

"What's the next best medicine?"

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

"It doesn't mean I'm a sad clown. It means I killed a man in prison."

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"I knew I smelled something funny."

'Well, Mr. Bell, I must say in all my years in this industry I've never conducted an interview with someone so devoid of even a semblance of professionalism... You're hired.'

'Too Low?'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Normally, Ruby's timing was excellent.

Spinning plates

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Doc, you've cured me of my white coat syndrome. Unfortunately, I'm afraid of clowns.'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'Bad news. You have to start wearing sensible shoes.'

"You're self-assessment form is a joke!"

Tightrope walker with trampoline for safety net.

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

'I think we could understand this better if it were a pie chart.'

"Well, that was a birthday party the kids won't soon forget."

"Remind me—what's scary about a chair?"

'Great coaching is about helping your coachee to move forward...'

The stress in your job could kill you! So could the lions!

Henri is sick, I'm filling in.

Circus elephant.

"It appears to be some kind of wireless technology."

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'I'm worried: He still can't balance a ball on his nose...'