Circus Academic Gifts

Professor Clown teaches advanced physics

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'He's maturing early.'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Clown God

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Litter Tray Training

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Clown Face Painting

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.