Circus Act Gifts

The Tightrope Walker

Children's Parties

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'He's maturing early.'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Litter Tray Training

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Clown God

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."