Circus Reformer Gifts

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Litter Tray Training

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'He's maturing early.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Clown God

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Clown Face Painting

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."