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"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'He's maturing early.'

Litter Tray Training

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown God

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Clown Face Painting

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'