College Circus Act Gifts

"I'm shocked and appalled at fraudulent applicants bribing their way in here!"

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Litter Tray Training

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"She's all over YouTube."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"What's your occupation?"

When clowns are hunting.

'Send in the Clones.'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Clown Wife

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

The circus diver.

The Path