Road Trip Circus Act Gifts

Any road I take is always the wrong road phobia.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'Are we there yet?'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

The relay race

Scenic selfie site

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

Dog driving and man leaning out of open window.

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Way to go

Route 666

'Stop when you see a clean lake.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

"My teacher wouldn't let me clown around in class, so I was forced to run away and join the circus."

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

'This is why you don't bring a Smart Car into bear country!'