Traffic Circus Lovers Gifts

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Slow, Men at Work.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

All-way stops.

Clown Airbags.

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

Expect delays.

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Clark gets nailed.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Speed Limit.

'You won't count my trunk as a carry-on; I have to buy two seats because of my size, and you don't give out complimentary peanuts? Isn't this a jumbo jet?'

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"

Falling Sign Zone

Dinosaur SUV's

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

'Now, that's funny! You were right! This traffic sign REALLY means 'One Way Road'!'

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

Jester taunts the traffic police.

'And he wants to be a road block!'

Crossing the street.

"Ah, noise, people, traffic. I missed this."