Traffic Circus Lovers Pillows

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Slow, Men at Work.

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

All-way stops.

Clown Airbags.

Expect delays.

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"

Falling Sign Zone

Jester taunts the traffic police.

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

'Now, that's funny! You were right! This traffic sign REALLY means 'One Way Road'!'

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

Dinosaur SUV's

'And he wants to be a road block!'

Crossing the street.

"Ah, noise, people, traffic. I missed this."

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