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"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

I Heart Juggling

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Litter Tray Training

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Clown God

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'He's maturing early.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Clown Face Painting

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Circus Act

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Send in the Clones.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'