Family Helper Gifts

'You get an allowance? At my house, I'm an unpaid intern.'

A midwife holding a baby

"I don't do windows."

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"Did you remember my mints?"

Cares and woes.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Boys Cooking

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'How are you doing on your side?'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'My wife likes it when I help out in the kitchen.'

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Iron Lady and Iron Man

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

Working from Home

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

"This is the best news."

'Apart from illiteracy, low self esteem, homelessness, poverty and a broken home. I can't find any reason for his offending behaviour!'

Working from Home

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

"Guys, I can't afford to be laid off."

Working from home.

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Working Mother

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

Blood Donor

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."