Home Aide Gifts

"Did you remember my mints?"

"I don't do windows."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Beware of God"

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'Don't give up hope, Senator- We've worked out a plan to decrease your name recognition.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Iron Lady and Iron Man

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"Great Perfume!"

Working from Home

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"This is the best news."

Working from Home

'You missed a spot.'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

Working Mother

Working from home.

New more powerful, furniture polish.

Woman ironing the curly cord from a computer mouse

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

"Go back to work. . . Go back to work. . ."/"Stay. . . Stay. . ."