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"I don't do windows."

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Beware of God"

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'Don't give up hope, Senator- We've worked out a plan to decrease your name recognition.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"Great Perfume!"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

Working from Home

"This is the best news."

'You missed a spot.'

Working from Home

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

Working from home.

Working Mother

Woman ironing the curly cord from a computer mouse

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

New more powerful, furniture polish.

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

"Go back to work. . . Go back to work. . ."/"Stay. . . Stay. . ."

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'