Family Caregiver Gifts

Grandma collects medication for ill grandson and pet fish.

Mother with sickly child

''Heaven's Waiting' Retirement Home? . . . 'We care for your parents so you don't have to.''

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

It's 10 PM Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

City Zoo: Day Care

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"I had to skip my workout."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

Changing the baby.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Tilly Slowboy

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"