Family Care Gifts

"I didn't want to be a burden to my family, but I've changed my mind."

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

"I had to skip my workout."

Statue of a housewife.

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

"I don't feel so good, Tia Carmen."

"Good news. Your child buys into the change paradigm of growing up."

"Welcome to Mom's place. I'll be your waitress, dishwasher, and cook tonight..."

'If kids have to be raised properly, does that hurt?'

'The bypass was touch and go, but kissing the boo-boo really helped.'

What is rhythm & blues?. . . Natural birth control.

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

''Heaven's Waiting' Retirement Home? . . . 'We care for your parents so you don't have to.''

Policeman talking to lost child

Les Papas - A hectic night

Motherhood

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

In the Guru District

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Cry babies.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'Ahhh...'

The Baby Walker

"Look Mommy, hat!"