Handy Helpers Gifts

'How are you doing on your side?'

"Of course, we had to put the new stand together ourselves."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

Social Worker

Child doing the washing up

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

Human Rights in Myanmar

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

Iron Lady and Iron Man

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

"Oh, hello darling..."

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

An angry Hammer and a Thumb about to cross paths.

Blood Donor

'Stu and I joined the Adopt-A-Highway program.'

'This new robot vacuum cleaner really. . . sucks!'

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

"I'm strictly yes or no. Alexa and Siri deal with facts. Value judgements we leave to your mother."

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

"I'm afraid there is no cheaper, generic version of a triple bypass."

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

"This won't work for me, because I'll be given more chores to do at home."

'...And how are you managing without me at home?'

What's new at soccer practice? Nothin' much. Hey! The coach put you in as a sweeper. That's news! I didn't want to give mom any big ideas!

'Is this quality time, Dad, or do you just want me to fix the PC?'

'I know! I know! But if I can beat chocolate, you can beat heroin!'

A starving man sits on a book labeled 'Human Rights'.

'I always wanted a career in social work...to make a difference, to help people!'

Hurricane Relief Thank You To States And The World.

'OK Smith, you can take this back to the Woodwork room now!'

The mysteries of man-land.