Little Helpers Gifts

"Phew! I'm bushed! I've been up all night helping the removal men clear the front room."

Four children playing the flute.

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Cares and woes.

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Child doing the washing up

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'How are you doing on your side?'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

"I googled my symptoms and downloaded the treatment to my tablet. All you have to do is follow this..."

Shelf on an elf

The journey of life

'Apart from illiteracy, low self esteem, homelessness, poverty and a broken home. I can't find any reason for his offending behaviour!'

Blood Donor

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

'I hear your distribution network is second to none.'

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

"I can't pay for this so I'll wash the dishes."

Traveler sees sign: 'This section of road adopted by Good Samaritans'.

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

'This new robot vacuum cleaner really. . . sucks!'

'So that's why his nose is always red!'

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

'Giving back to the community is good, But first you have to make your pile,'

School crossing

Children Plead with Santa Claus