Love's Little Helper Gifts

The journey of life

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

Santa's Helpers

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Child doing the washing up

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'How are you doing on your side?'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Love.

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

Child on Christmas Eve

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

Blood Donor

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'If you ever need any help with your bookkeeping, I got an A in arithmetic!'

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

The Street Kid at Christmas.

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

'Why's he digging up these flowers?'