Mom's Little Helper Gifts

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

Child doing the washing up

'How are you doing on your side?'

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

Child on a schedule.

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

The journey of life

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

Working Moms

'I can't play. I'm going 'Time Out Chair' shopping with my mom.'

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

Mother and Baby

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"My child has special wants."

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

"I don't understand people who say children should be seen and not heard. Why would anyone want to hear them?"

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

'If I had my time over again, I'd be too young to go out with boys.'

Volunteer Bureau: 'I want to help people who are older than myself...'

"This won't work for me, because I'll be given more chores to do at home."

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'

'I nominated you for class mother elections and you won.'

'I'm moving Saturday, can I borrow your dolly?'

The mysteries of man-land.