Mom's Shopping Buddy Gifts

'I can't play. I'm going 'Time Out Chair' shopping with my mom.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'Just doing the school run.'

Galileo Galilei gets hugs and kisses for stating the world moves around his mother.

Child on a schedule.

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Eye of Newt Helper

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Working Moms

Mother and Baby

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

"My child has special wants."

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

"I don't understand people who say children should be seen and not heard. Why would anyone want to hear them?"

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

For mom's birthday, Dylan wanted to surprise her by making breakfast in bed.

'How long you in for?'

"For today's punishment, you'll be listening to my mom talk about her foot pain."

Flea market

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

'Baby monitors make life so much easier...'

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

"You get in this car and tell me if you can hear a siren."

When the water became colder, little Jason remembered his mothers' words: 'Don't swim out too far!'

"Hi, Mom, just popped by to see what you were doing."