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'I can't play. I'm going 'Time Out Chair' shopping with my mom.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

Galileo Galilei gets hugs and kisses for stating the world moves around his mother.

'Just doing the school run.'

Child on a schedule.

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Eye of Newt Helper

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Working Moms

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

Mother and Baby

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

"My child has special wants."

"I don't understand people who say children should be seen and not heard. Why would anyone want to hear them?"

For mom's birthday, Dylan wanted to surprise her by making breakfast in bed.

"For today's punishment, you'll be listening to my mom talk about her foot pain."

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

Flea market

'How long you in for?'

'Baby monitors make life so much easier...'

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

I don't get it - they give us name tag stickers, but they never let us mingle

'Jenny, this is a really big step for mommy.'

"You get in this car and tell me if you can hear a siren."

When the water became colder, little Jason remembered his mothers' words: 'Don't swim out too far!'