Love's Little Helper T-Shirts

The journey of life

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

Santa's Helpers

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

Child doing the washing up

'How are you doing on your side?'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

Love.

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

Child on Christmas Eve

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

'If you ever need any help with your bookkeeping, I got an A in arithmetic!'

Robotics, Inc. He's equipped with a strong motor and programmed to be kind. He has a good heart is always willing to lend a helping hand.

Blood Donor

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

The Street Kid at Christmas.

Naughty-ometer.

'Why's he digging up these flowers?'