Mommy's Little Helper T-Shirts

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Child doing the washing up

'How are you doing on your side?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

The journey of life

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

'I can't play. I'm going 'Time Out Chair' shopping with my mom.'

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

Volunteer Bureau: 'I want to help people who are older than myself...'

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'

"This won't work for me, because I'll be given more chores to do at home."

'No, I didn't get the promotion again: It's hard to build a career when you're on Maternity Leave every few months...'

'Congradulations, daddy! Daddy! Daddy!'

The mysteries of man-land.

'I'm moving Saturday, can I borrow your dolly?'

'Don't bite!'

Why father helps with the washing up

"Of course, we had to put the new stand together ourselves."

"Phew! I'm bushed! I've been up all night helping the removal men clear the front room."

'It's nice of you to let me help wash the dishes Dad!'

"Hi, Mom, just popped by to see what you were doing."

"Start exercising, lose some weight, pay more attention to me and the kids, help out more around the house?"

'These aren't the rewards of the home gardener. These are vegetables!'

"He's your son-in-law, not a handyman."