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"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

Child doing the washing up

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'How are you doing on your side?'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Love.

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

The journey of life

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

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Kid reader to librarian about 'Parenting' book: 'This didn't tell me anything about how to deal with parents.'

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

Will work for grass

"This won't work for me, because I'll be given more chores to do at home."

'I'm moving Saturday, can I borrow your dolly?'

The mysteries of man-land.

'NOBODY is SO busy they can't DRINK their coffee like anyone else!'

"Phew! I'm bushed! I've been up all night helping the removal men clear the front room."

Before you say it's got some old wiring, remember you repaired it last.

'It's nice of you to let me help wash the dishes Dad!'

"Start exercising, lose some weight, pay more attention to me and the kids, help out more around the house?"

'When Billy grows up he wants to be a fireman!'

'Let me have an eight iron...er...mean a hemostat!'