Little Garden Helper T-Shirts

'These aren't the rewards of the home gardener. These are vegetables!'

Allotment

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Botany Baby!

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Beginning Yarder.

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

I love my dog!

Show and Tell.

Game time.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

A gap between the solar panels

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Child doing the washing up

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Victorian Garden Romance

'Do you have garden pests?'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

"Harold's easing into retirement."

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'