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Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Rose Garden

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'That plant food really works!'

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Spring in Japan.

Googoo

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Hydroponic Gardening

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Leaf rake - wider than space

"Legally, we're a farm."

"Why do we have such an exotic tree that it can only be unwrapped ina heatwave?""It's a symbol of hope!"

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

Genetically modified climbers: 'Quick, aren't they?'

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

Bonsai trees.

Miracle Gro Compost.

"I've replanted the hanging basket with flowers that'll survive the coming winter. . .They're plastic."

Bonsai Gardener

God bless our grow house.

Hairdryer Hurricane

Scarecrows.

My tiny garden.

"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."