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Bonsai Gardener

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Spring in Japan.

Bonsai Exhibit

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"Legally, we're a farm."

Redneck Flowerpot

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

Tree has taken root in the house.

Bonsai trees.

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

The garden of Bedlam

"They just keep falling. It's as though they're mocking me with their hideous persistence. I know they hate me, hahaha! You'll all be sorry..." "Leaf insanity"

"Mrs. Dillof ... Mr. Dillof?"

"Jim loves the snow, Mum, it's the only time the garden looks as tidy as next doors..."

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

Scarecrows.

My tiny garden.

"It seems that a flower is just a weed in drag!"

Hairdryer Hurricane

'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?'

'I bet the inside looks the same too.'

Bonsai Redwood Tree

'Low maintenance gardening'

"Look, I said I was sorry. Quit digging up the past."

Bonsai lawnmower.

"This side's for Brassicas,with potatoes in the middle, and soft fruit over there.""It's very ambitious for a window box."

'These aren't the rewards of the home gardener. These are vegetables!'