Little Helpers T-Shirts

"Phew! I'm bushed! I've been up all night helping the removal men clear the front room."

Four children playing the flute.

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

Cares and woes.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Child doing the washing up

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'How are you doing on your side?'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

Shelf on an elf

The journey of life

'Apart from illiteracy, low self esteem, homelessness, poverty and a broken home. I can't find any reason for his offending behaviour!'

Blood Donor

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

'I hear your distribution network is second to none.'

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating

Traveler sees sign: 'This section of road adopted by Good Samaritans'.

"I can't pay for this so I'll wash the dishes."

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

School crossing

'So that's why his nose is always red!'

'Giving back to the community is good, But first you have to make your pile,'

Children Plead with Santa Claus

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

"This is Jim the Jolly council manager and LOOk it's Caring Clara who likes to work for minimum wage..."

'This new robot vacuum cleaner really. . . sucks!'

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."