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'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

The New Business Power Suit

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

Take a peek 50¢

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"It's my side rustle."

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

'My parents say it will give me a sense of responsibility and pride in accomplishment. I'm looking at it as a 'get rich quick' scheme.'

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

Isn't It Exciting?

Window in the Outfield.

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

"The commute is rough today."

Feel the baby kick - 5 cents

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'