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'No one takes me seriously because I'm a small business man.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Engineer on the move.

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'I am sorry Davis, your bonus is a bit different this year, its all down to cashflow; but you can take your pick.'

"The cat walking business didn't go anywhere! Neither did we."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

'I've put the business up for sale.'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

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My lemonade stand went belly-up. I need a bail-out.

"Would you believe it. I haven't sold a thing all day."

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"The only lemons we use now are to flavor the rim of your espresso."

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Pop."

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

'It's delicious, but I'm still going to disallow your home office.'

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."

'Why should I pay you for washing the windows when the good Lord provides?'