Self-employed Hustlers T-Shirts

'Why should I pay you for washing the windows when the good Lord provides?'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Engineer on the move.

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

The Daily Commute

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

The Real American Dream

Self-employed.

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

Man types with beer on his computer.

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

'This startup is going to cost me a ton.'

Home Business - Business Cards.

'How much for you to do my tax return?'

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

Every day was 'Take Your Pet To Work' day."

Home Business - Starting Out.

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

Overworked

Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment

'What do you mean, you've been fired?.. You're self employed!'

Homeworking has really been the death of the office party, what do you think?

Self-Employed Christmas Party

'I decided on a home based business after my car was repossessed.'