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"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'At least I don't have his life.'

Engineer on the move.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Jesus Christ

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

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'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

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'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

Caution Fragile

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

'My parents say it will give me a sense of responsibility and pride in accomplishment. I'm looking at it as a 'get rich quick' scheme.'

"The commute is rough today."

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

'No one takes me seriously because I'm a small business man.'

Get rich quick.

"I'm still here - a lottery win didn't change me!"

"I want you to unload the dishwasher and put every dish away...including your tip jar."

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."