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"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Get crazy once in a while

Man propelled by love

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"I am not asking for directions."

Shoot For The Moon

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Bird sitting on a wing.

Do it!

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Fight or flight?"

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

Desert Planet

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

People of Courage

'Well, we made it.'

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

Marooned Painter

Church Steeple Rocket

Santa Claus donates blood.

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

Man knitting to other: 'My doctor prescribed golf to get my mind off business, then tennis to get my mind off golf, then bowling to get ...'