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"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Get crazy once in a while

Man propelled by love

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"I am not asking for directions."

Shoot For The Moon

Bird sitting on a wing.

Do it!

"Fight or flight?"

Desert Planet

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

People of Courage

'Well, we made it.'

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

Marooned Painter

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

Church Steeple Rocket

Santa Claus donates blood.

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"

Man knitting to other: 'My doctor prescribed golf to get my mind off business, then tennis to get my mind off golf, then bowling to get ...'

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

"It's a franchise."