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'What adeal, I paid 50 cents for Monique's present and her Mom gave me 2 bucks to leave the party!'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Jeff's Smorgasbord

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Engineer on the move.

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Child doing the washing up

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

The New Business Power Suit

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

'My parents say it will give me a sense of responsibility and pride in accomplishment. I'm looking at it as a 'get rich quick' scheme.'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

"I trademarked my name, so now you'll need to pay me to use it."

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."