Handy Helper T-Shirts

Chair with a leaking pipe.

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

Wallpapering 6

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

Before you say it's got some old wiring, remember you repaired it last.

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Painting the Ceiling

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

I did it my way.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

'Now it fits.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Lovely dovetail."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."