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"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

Extra parts to confuse people.

Use the right tool for the right job. (Hammer? Wrench? - It's all good.)

'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

Man covered in nails returning his nail gun to the store.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'I found the termites!'

Hammer Drill

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'John? You know that simple little plumbing repair job you've kept meaning to tackle. . .'

DIY store / Get someone else to do it for you Store.

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'The good news is, you haven't lost water pressure.'

'I'll calk that hole as soon as the siege is over.'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

'May I make a suggestion?'

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

DIY Disaster.

'Oh yes, Leonard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

"The problem is that your trap is one big macaroni."

'This weekend I'm doing all those little jobs I never seem to get around to doing.'

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

DIY / Jr. Nurse.