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'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

A DIY disaster.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

The Hammer

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Multitool Knife

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

Bob’s Museum

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'