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'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

A DIY disaster.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

The Hammer

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Multitool Knife

Bob’s Museum

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'And here's the toolkit.'

Hardware. You're right, maybe we should sell hammers by the "pound."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Swiss Army Phone